Current mood:	anxious
Current music:	"I Will Survive"... it's on at Cubs, I swear.

Naysayers Be Damned!!! Also, I Do Not Condone Baby Consumption
All right, just a reminder to everyone (not that anyone’s forgotten), Saturday, at 8:00 PM, at my apartment, is the official The Amazing Justin Palm and Astonishing Patrick Wade 20th Birthday Extravaganza! Now, I know there are totally no naysayers to this- I mean, why would anyone naysay something this cool?- but just in case there are naysayers lurking in the background somewhere, I have two words for you. Two very powerful words: Batman. Cake.

Oh, sweet Delia, yes. Say it with me now: “Batman Cake.” Batman Cake! Motherfucking Batman on a Motherfucking Batman Cake! Yeeeesssssssss!!! So good! Plus! It comes with a toy Batmobile! How cool is that? I’ll tell you how cool: Super Awesome Cool. Cool to the nth power. 50,000 god damn Mega-Fonzies. Which is hella cool.

So, everyone should go. All are welcome! Everyone! Except the police. Coppers have a tendency to ruin my fun.

Also, before I go, I’d like to point out that I, also, do not eat babies.

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Though they are tasty and delicious when properly served.