"An Open Letter to George Walker Bush" or "Spyder Signs His Own Death Warrant"
You know what I hate? What I fucking hate beyond all conceivable belief, with a rage that could, if released, extinguish suns?

The cock sucking Bush Administration.

I could deal with they’re idiotic objectives. I handled their blatant homophobia. I even sort of got over their extremely long list of human rights violations (although I still cling to it whenever I get politically riled up, like, say, right now.) But this! This shit! This is it. I have officially been put over the edge. I should just fucking secede right now, because this shit about monitoring virtually ALL telephone lines in the US has officially ended any shred of patience I may still have had for this administration!

You hear that George Bush! No more tolerance for you and your cronies! No more keeping quiet when my racist grandfather starts whining about “those damn democrats”! No more tolerance of right-wing Christians verbally assaulting anyone they consider “non-religious”! No more “acceptance” of any of your bullshit you’ve brainwashed half the zombies in this country into believing! From now on, you and your entire “Christian Right” are officially off my “Annoy Me Greatly List” and are now on my “Seek Out and Destroy Everything They Hold Dear” list! And guess fucking what? No one has EVER fucking made that list before! It’s OVER! I fucking hate you, you racist Nazi, and your fucking Nazi totalitarian politics! I hope vultures gnaw out your eyes while you have sulfuric acid injected into your scrotum! You FUCKING bastard, I want you to go feet first into a woodchipper, so that you feel EVERY FUCKING MOMENT OF IT.

DIE ALREADY!

…Ahem Thanks guys. I feel a little better now.